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To Thong or not Too Thong
To wear a thong or not to wear a sexy thong, that is the question.
Whether 'tis nobler to not wear a thong and to suffer
The slings and arrows of outrageous fortune,
Or to wear an arms of black thongs against a sea of troubles
And by opposing the thong wearers, end them. To die, to sleep in a negligee -
No more; and by a sleep in a negligee to say we are not naked
We end the heart-ache of a thousand lingerie snags
That naked flesh is heir to - 'tis a consumption of all thong wearers
To sleep in a teddy or a baby doll, perchance to dream of lace stockings
And garter belts and stiletto heels clicking on the hardwood floor . . .
Okay, you got me. I didn't write the above soliloquy. A guy named William Shakespeare did. I just added the part about the thongs and other lingerie. Thought I'd spice it up a bit.
I wonder what old Willie thought about sexy lingerie? Sometimes I ask myself tough questions. And to tell you truth - usually I don't want to know the answers.
I began writing this article about sexy lingerie of the 16th century, but, it became way too boring. All I could find was ugly old chemises and frocks and petticoats with people way over dressed.
I have this sexy black leather mini dress with a lace up bodice and cut out sides. It shows just enough of my midriff to keep the men on edge. I can't imagine me wearing that if I lived in the 16th century.
Some people believe that they were born too late. That they would have been better suited to living in a different age. Not me. I'm happy living in the 21st century with the great selection of lingerie available.